Lindsay Lohan Accused of Major Jewel Heist 2011

in the middle of a police investigation after being accused of stealing an expensive piece of jewelry, Lindsay Lohan just turned over a necklace to police. Girl cannot stay out of trouble for five minutes. This incident could be much more serious than the whole rehab fight / Dawn Holland bribe scandal too. It started last week. The owner of an L.A. store filed a police report, claiming a $5,000 necklace had been stolen from her. Suspect number1? You guessed it.

Store surveillance video shows Lindsay in there, wearing the necklace just before it vanished (it’s unclear if the video shows her peacing out with it).
Authorities were about to obtain a warrant to search Lohan’s home, but last night one of Lindsay’s associates turned that piece over to the cops.
Turning in stolen property doesn’t mean you didn’t gank it in the first place, of course, so the owner can continue to press the case against Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Might Do a Topless Show in Vegas

In seems that when she's not busy doing every guy she can while rebounding from her lesbian relationship with Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan continues to explore her dwindling career options. The latest rumor is she might do a topless stage show in Las Vegas.

Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.
"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on "General Hospital," however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.

While this news doesn't surprise me even the slightest bit, what is shocking is how much Lindsay's breasts are sagging already and that anyone would pay money to see them. Check out these pictures of her visiting an optometrist the other day sans bra. At least this puts those implant rumors to rest - either that or she had them done in Tijuana.